Let your plants thrive… so your enemies survive. This darkly humorous wooden hanging sign reads "I Garden So I Don’t Kill People", boldly painted in white on a matte black background and finished with skull-and-crossbones details for extra attitude. Perfect for goth gardeners, horror fans, or anyone who finds peace among the plants (instead of prison).
🌿 Handmade rustic wood with twine hanger
💀 Bold design with a delightfully dark twist
🖼️ Ideal for greenhouses, sheds, kitchens, or cursed gardens
🎁 Makes a killer gift for plant-loving weirdos